The Workermonkey

Saturday, May 08, 2004

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# posted by josh @ 5/08/2004 01:26:00 AM

housr til i graduate bitches. seriously someone mustvbe done and fucked up if they're letting me graduate. but the glithce in the system is good for me and i can fucking belive it. law school here i fucking come. for better or owrse, i'm gonna be rich, BITCH. or at least thats teh plan. i wil lbuy and sell you like a little fuckin porcelin doll, or something else that is bought and sold liek that!

speaking of shiwch jeter fucking sucks and takes it in the ufcking ass

and when i make me speech tomorrow i wil ltalk about how gay jeter and the yankees are, except thati dont get to make a supeeech but i will anyway. cuz speechers are what i'm about. and whens joe gonnna get marired so i can talk about the time i poured beer on nicoles head...man that was wone of my crowining achievemnts. stupudi ho. but whatever, nany more good times to come. like this summer


ok i feel you cant read most of this, as my typing skills are subpar. speaking of subpar, my golf game. or not. but kolpak i'll kick you ass aon the couse bitch! or i 'll just play a round w/ you.


ok i only got 9 hours and 48 mins so i beerter finish gettin drunk and i only wanted to wear boxers a tshirt and lfip flops tomorrow ubt the damn slit in the gown comes up to fiching high so i have to wear patns. if only girls slits came up that high. on that note i'm out

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