The Workermonkey

Sunday, May 02, 2004

i thought of some ideas at 2:30 in the morning 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 5/02/2004 02:40:00 AM

the whole movie is just the story of one night out on the town. starting with getting ready
and the excitment of getting out of work. ending with something tragic, or just everyone
getting some.

a golf movie, causing trouble at a course a la caddyshack. it’ll be caddyshack for a new
generation, like Old School was a new Animal House. we’ll call it caddyshack 3

how about a movie where we hunt down ryan seacrest and kick his ass. the whole movie is
about us trying to find him and kick his ass. i bet we could even lie to him and get him to
be in it. ask him to star in an “independant film”. and then really kick his ass.

how about a comedy about a man who tries to give up pants. first he starts with just
wearing sweatpants but problems arise when he gets a boner or maybe they still just don’t
cut it. one mans journy to rid the world of pants. he could get arrested a bunch of times
for indecent exposure.

or use rons idea about the crossing stories and make the two people the man looking to
give up pants and a woman looking to do away with bras. the few times they cross paths
they scoff at each other and have the same adverse reaction most people do. in the end
they fall in love and just become nudists. we could call it “Freeball; The Movie”. Now
that could be a comic masterpiece. the tag line could be "pants are for suckers"

corporate espionage thriller. welcome to the new world of business, where market
information is worth fighting for. we could shoot it all in hartford in big buildings and
make it about the lavish lifestyles of corporate execs. The main charactor will be working
for a simple marketing firm that tried to get a leg up by spying on the competition. they
get him a new job with their rival firm and he steals secrets by gaining trust and working
his way up the ladder. hell, josh could be a smooth talking lawyer who sleeps his way to
the top.( there ya go buddy, your first porno)

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