The Workermonkey

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

A Treatise on the Human Nature of Samson 

# posted by murphy @ 4/28/2004 09:58:00 AM

why why why why are old books always call the treatise of this or that
just name you fucking book something original. Old knowitall bastards.

anyways good luck with your grad school courtney sounds like your doing better than most of us...but we'll get there soon enough

I feel like i've been going to college for 10 years now. Kolpak and Barone are both working, Ronny and B2 are getting the masters and im sitting here typing this bullshit when i should be writing papers----'maybe if you used some of those papers for writin instead of rolling doobies!'----poor chris farley. its sad when someone that talented throws it all away on drugs and booze-and pizza.

im not stupid im just lazy. I took a test this morning and i know i got an A but i didnt start studying until last night after i learned the Sox were rained out----by the way go sox yankees blow---i procrastinate too god damn much. Im telling you its the weed man. i cant get away from it, between hank and jenny and flores i smoke almost everyday.

WHAT THE FUCK

anyways enough bitching. feels good to write though even if no one reads it. Thats the great thing about this shit, you can blather about nonsense and no one tells you to shut the fuck up. its a very good way to relieve stress. thank you barone

the plan is to move in with jenny and flores next fall and its not that i dont want to but i fear i will never have time to myself--not to mention the chapelle shows and constant blunts. but who gives a fuck if it doesnt work it doesnt work.

my dad is coming to town at the end of may alert the local authorities and take the proper precautions-4-10 Murphy's will be in one location at one time

1) put any pets you may have indoors for the duration unless you want them to be part of a Druid sacrifice.
2) keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times
3) hide the following: weed, beer, booze, gasoline, tires, women over the age of 14 and under the age of 75-seriously, kolpak i look in your direction
4) Most important of all do not under any circumstances feed any of us after midnight or get us wet

oh yeah hang a cross over your bed you we dont attack you in your dreams and if one of us does get a hold of you the only way to get free is to answer me these questions three

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

i think dmitri is planning some party on the 6th on middletown island so talk to tino if the insanity tickles your fantasy

Beware! Beware!! BEWARE!!!!

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