The Workermonkey

Thursday, April 29, 2004

news, advice, rambling, not necessarily in that order 

# posted by josh @ 4/29/2004 01:22:00 PM

murph, love the movie idea...sucks i'm only around for the summer...maybe i could be one of those characters who appears in random scenes throughout and is just unexplained. or maybe that would confuse everyone. perfect.

chump, i gotta say, there's little i support more than a huge fuck you along w/ flipping the bird to someone who deserves it. after baseball, i think that may be america's second pasttime. though these days, its close. my advice to you, just find some chick and fuck the shit out of her. consesual sex of course, i dont advocate otherwise, but the girl doesnt matter. go ot a bar you dont go to often.
find a hot girl
a busted girl
a fat chick
a skinny girl
a minority girl
an old chick
an illegal girl
a chick w/ glasses
one with a big ass
a midget
an amputee
a midget amputee
and just go bac kto her place and just get down to it. you'll feel better, and she'll feel great and loved and she'll have a self esteem for that night until you dont call her again. not to be used regularly, but you sound like it oculd do you some good

cuz people suck. i've been gettin so ready to graduate here. it's gettin kinda old. some good people here, but no one like the guys from home still...maybe cuz i missed out freshmen year here and never got a core group of friends. either way. but lane and shawn munz came down tues-this morning. i twas great. went out and got shitfaced last 2 nights. no hangovers. best couple days iv'e had here in a while. put everything else in the back of my mind.

other good news, got waitlisted at maryland, so i may have a chance to get in there...closer than usc, and also rated much higher. and more internship opps in baltimore and dc. nice. which reminds me, congrats courtney on your acceptances. so now i gotta wait til whenever in june or july that md lets me know, and i cant get an apt til then, but i gotta have my shit out of my place here in va by july 31. so i'm gonna have to get my shit and get an apt whereever, and move that shit all in a couple days. tough.

also, i've stopped reading the news lately cuz its s o fucking ridiculous. ridiculous stories, ridiculous people. and the united states is supposed to be the best country in the wrold? fuck, what're the other places like. nothing about the news ever makes me happy. all news is bad news now, never anything good. the only good shit is that puffy fake journalism, making stories out of nothing. but as far as real news goes it's always bad. makes you think about that saying, no news is good news. damn striaght. i know i should read the news and keep up cuz it's important, but it's fuckign depressing. people who understand the news become depressed, and that's why we have so much of that shit in our country.

ron, i'm always up for some religion bashing. any time, any day. also did you hear about the priest convicte dof murdering a nun like 20 or 30yrs ago? apparently priests arent just child molesters anymore. that's comforting, or is it

well boys, i'll be home in a month or so, and i'm lookin forward to drinkin, and bbqs.

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