# posted by DJ Booze PiƱata @ 4/19/2004 02:25:00 PM
North Carolina was fucking sweet. And when i say sweet i goddamn mean it. Sunny and 75 day and night. My brother is now officially gonna go to East Carolina University. He just needed the right motivation to get psyched for academics.
Por ejemple:
The girl:guy ratio down there is instupituous. It's absolutely flabbergasting. It's like they all compete with each other for how hot they can be. I hung out with some of the hottest girls in my life in the 2 days I was down there. Either they keep all the unattractive girls in a closet during open house weekend or they just get mistaken for guys. I swear, a dude could just go around and grab asses with impunity because there's thousands more girls than guys.
Thinking of moving......