The Workermonkey

Thursday, April 22, 2004

administrative professionals of the world unite! 

# posted by josh @ 4/22/2004 11:30:00 AM

it's your day! happy administrative professionals day, or as it used to be (and should still be) called, secretary's day. i remember when secretary didnt used to be a bad word, like stewardess. but now they're administrative professionals. well i'll tell you what, call them what you want, but if my administrative professional isnt giving me head under my desk on her lunch break, she wont be my administrative professional for long. hahaha that's so horribe, i like it. but seriously, it's not like today has been dubbed "the homosexual awareness and support day for celebrating diversity" and instead we call it fag day. i mean honestly, people need to be less sensitive. this politically correct phase is getting way out of hand. soon the only words in the english language we'll be allowed to use are proper nouns and verbs. try conveying a message with that: lindsay suck dick...shit. mary eat cock...shit. katie lick little joshbarns. close enough, it'll have to do.

i'm actually in a pretty good mood today, its just that i'm not politically correct at all myself. and i dont know why i have blowjobs on my mind, but that doesnt matter. maybe cuz its secretary's day, who knows. so how you all doin? havent heard from some in a while. murph? kolpak?

so it's lookin about 95% sure right now i'll be at univ of south carolina law in teh fall. so i've been checkin out stuff about columbia, could be a nice little city. avg temp of 65. 116,000 people, about the size of hartford or new haven. seems to have ample dining, culture, nature, and golf. could be aight.

did any of you see the article about blender magazine's top 50 worst songs ever? starship's "we built this city" was #1. i'm sorry but i rock out to that shit. or at least i can think of about a million worse songs than that. they also had some billy joel (we didnt start teh fire) and beatles (oh bla de oh bla da) and simon and garfunkel (sounds of silence) on the list. i would like to know who works at blender, cuz there were some good songs on their 50 worst. they shouldnt take outtheir anger on the world just cuz they never had friends in high school and got a job at a music magazine where they get paid for writing their opinions about stuff. that's why they have video game cafe's at the mall. but then again , i'venever been much for opinion pieces unless it's written by me...i think for myself

well enjoy secretary's day everyone! and while you're beatin off today, try to think of a secretary. i think that'd be a nice gesture

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