The Workermonkey

Monday, April 19, 2004

18 days, 20 hours, 6 min, 3 seconds... 

# posted by josh @ 4/19/2004 04:38:00 PM

til i'm done.

macunas, welcome to the dirty south, where beer flows like wine, and beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of the capastrano. the girl/guy ratio here at jmu is 60/40. and all the girls are fucking hot. there are a bunch from ct, and while we would've definitely considered them hot there (definitely better than anything hk had to offer no offense courtney) they are shit here. they are some of the uglier girls. admittedly a lot of the hot girls are from jersey, but a ton are from va and nc. but i do agree w/ brancy, hopefully mike can turn things around. and i guess it would never hurt to bang some hot chicks while he's at it. ahhh so tasteless

as for me, it's looking more and more like it'll be the university of south carolina law school. the rejections flow in like it's their job. i guess it is. and on top of that i get a reckless driving ticket for 81 in a 65. so what, i like to speed. and i will continue to speed. fuck that, i dont endanger others no matter what anyone says. if i couldnt handle 81 i wouldnt go 81. and when i get too many points and my license is supsended i hire a driver, and order him to go 81. and if he doesnt then he's fired. and if he gets his license suspended he gets a handsome bonus, and i fire him for someone w/ a valid license. what makes speeding dangerous is everyone slamming on the brakes to not get pulled over when they see a cop. i think most people can handle themselves, well you know, except women and asians. haha i'm kidding. or am i. asians chump, ASIANS.

time to go, must shower and work on a paper...last work of my undergraduate career, sans finals. but who cares about those. finalize THIS!

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