The Workermonkey

Thursday, March 11, 2004

i'm in... 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 3/11/2004 03:11:00 PM

heres another link to the story. all you'd have to do is adapt them to your arms and get one of those suits the guys from LA wore in that famous stand off. a couple of automatic machine guns, we'd be unstoppable. i saw a show about a working jet pack to other day too, it only lasted like 30 seconds in the air but it would make for a sweet get away. i think i'd be down for creating the next wave of techno-mafia. techno-mafia: the new face of american crime. we'd be legends. i bet we could even get the original mafia to throw some money our way as venture capital.

heres proof of how "bought and paid for" our president is. i had a good dream last night in which the president and all his men came over to my house for dinner ala the simpsons episode where mr burns goes to homers for dinner to prove he's in touch with the common man. long story short, we were eating dinner on my stair case and the president drugged me when i showed displeasure for his policies. i was so pissed but i couldn't do anything about it sincei was drugged, and then i woke up to my alarm. bush is evil even in my dreams. that bastard!

this is the other piece of disturbing news today. This is why i want to make "jesus 2: return of your savior". gibson could end up making over 400 million dollars on this stupid movie. i don't know about you but i could sure use 400 million dollars. we could use that dirty jesus money to make our exo-squad.

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