The Workermonkey

Saturday, March 06, 2004

(781) 266-7356 Oops I'm Drunk @ 10:00 on Saturday With Kolpak 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 3/06/2004 10:12:00 PM

Things I don't like
Matt Barone, Corey Feldman, and Rick Morranis aka Justin Kolpak

ASME code
hearing about the personal lives of celebreties
burly Russian women
Paul Shafer
Non-Standardization
Clear Channel
Chinese symbols as tatoos
George W. Bush
butterfly/ dolphin tattos on chicks
cubicles
Oprah/Whoppi; I think they're the same person
Allen Iverson
"that time of the month"
holiday fruitcakes
clocks that you can hear tick
white people acting black
religious people
the Best Damn Sports Show Period
your offbeat pornos: midget, amputee, and Asian vomiting
BET
Salmonila
Fox News Network
Richard Simmons
washing collanders
pushy retards giving you fliers at Home Depot
listening to mindless celebrity propaganda
blankets that don't cover your body
Vin Diesel
Gorilla Grodd
republicans
the color Fuschia
lawyers
anything neon
pennies
big oil people
cops
the man
Joel Schumacher
getting the Nixon (anal over prison bunk bed)
jaywalking
Cape Codders
Utah for the Mormons
FCC
when the dentist talks to you
Sam Adams
Selma Bouvier
anything I'm not familiar with
Yahoo
Miss Piggy, she's stuck up
Cathy the comic strip and Gil Thorp because Milford High Sucks
AOL
Warren Sap
when black people call them skrimps
anything neon including Deon
Dan Sekscenski
models that think they can be actresses
rub on tans
sand in my socks
really hard boogers
dingle berries and/or ass leavens
postage stamps
Everybody Loves Raymond
Barbershop
the number 6
The Kings of Comedy are not the Kings
Soy/Tofu
the south
You

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