# posted by Tino @ 2/16/2004 11:38:00 PM
Tino is turning 23 on Monday.
23 is a whore of a year. That's why we should be mandated by the tri-beta clan to purchase and use a prostitute on our 23rd birthdays.
By the way, stop the whining. Fuck you guys. WAA i'm a baby, waaa i'm a sally sissy pants, waa I crapped my pants, waaaaaa my life is so complicated. I go to graduate school and my girlfriend is such a bitch. I hate to break it to you fellas, but all girls are bitches. The only reason why we stay with those chachis for one reason, the glory hole. Thank god for the guy who invented alcohol. Cool it down there or you're going to die. Good that's exactly where I wanna go.
Or you'll do what.
You don't eat your feedback. Words don't bother me actions do. Call the cops. Call the cops mother fucker. Yes this is 12309 Ventura street. He is standing in my door, I told him to get out, and he tells me he' s going to put me in the psycho tank. For making my production here which, is a science fiction production. Now get those cops over here I'm about to kill him. I hope you're recording this.
This is not tino, this is Kolpak!
I mean what I said, cause I'm reich beich.