The Workermonkey

Friday, February 20, 2004

Time is not working in my favor 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 2/20/2004 10:12:00 PM

i'm on a reverse clock here. counting down to non-function. waiting for the rest of the effect. i'm not trying to run out the clock. i'm like a time bomb, waiting to go off. Lets just say the "harvest of male 'CHILDREN' " went well.

come on, its not as perverted as it sounds. you all know what i'm talking about.

really - i'm not michael jackson.

CAUTION: point chump away from face, he's LOADED

Justin, when you read this you'll have no recolection of the three scalops i made you eat while sleeping. bbbuuuHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

ok fantasy baseball is going to work like this. its going to be a rotisary league. you draft a team and then stick with them over the course oft he year. you can change starters and make trades but you are graded on your teams over all stats. EG: the team with tthe most home runsat the end of the season will get XX amount of points for winning that catagory. the team who has the second most homeruns gets a little less points and it continues on for a bunch of offfensive and deffensive catagories. you don't really have to keep up on it but if people are trying to make trades is gets annoying. if you draft a good club you may wnat ot change starters on a regular basis but its not nesseccary. it can take as much or as little time as you want. there will be no over lap of players, each player can only exist on one team. i think the link i gave before will be a good bet because the more people we haveth cheaper it will be. plus we can customise and adjust the leagie as we see fit. Brian: i'm really likeing hte links you've been posting. i'm glad that you're concerned about hte enviroment and how our society is progressing. the conscerned scientits link was greeat. feel asa young engineer that part of my job is simply to change and update the way people approach the technical aspect of things. i should be promoting engineering and try to fight for cleaner technologies, more recycliing and greener energy. there are few constants in this world but science is one of htem. i've been carrying asign to work that says "jesus was a black chick" and waving it at a car i see very often on the highway with a bucnh of bumper stickers that promote chastity, pro-life, absinace and lack of birth control. all of which seem very cathlic to me so i go out of my way to bother him. i think that would be upsetting to a person who is overly christian. i hope its working. at least it makes me laugh on my way to work each morning. crap, this place has not been parentized yet. they'll be coming down with my dog tomarrow. i was hoping to bring my dog into work on a saturday since my parents would be bringing addie down for hte weekend. i've seen my bosses dogs so i figured i'd show them mine when the opertunity arised. i'm not working just visting them while they try to escape thier wife/girlfriends on the weekend. they hang out at work and the country club. i think thats what i'd like ot do. just hang out. right now i seem to be doing most of hte work arunf hte office. i evene haveot confirm orders now beciuase the people who take them get it wrong. it really is like working witht my dad. i'm not sure if i'd want them to meet, it would be like worlds coliding. woman are like apples: naturally sweet, but you still have to cut out the bad spots with a rusty knife. and they smell good. can provide a healthy meal and where planted by someone named johnny. oh shit, mozilla is freaking out so i must depart. enjoy.

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