The Workermonkey

Saturday, February 14, 2004

my valentine has 3 aeortas 

# posted by DJ Booze Piñata @ 2/14/2004 11:56:00 PM

I'm convinced after hearing it that "empire state human" by the Human League has got to be the worst song ever written, although back in the 80's it must have still had the commercial viability of songs about girls and thier milkshakes or something.

For the fellas w/ valentines or just ass in general, God bless. Me, I got the pixelated afterglow of a day full of like downloading music and not much else. Me and Mary Jane been busy. To celebrate the holiday we been gettin' down and only occasionally coming up for air.

Seriously, Hallmark and I have got to talk. They scheduled thier "love day" commemoration smackdab in the middle of when it's frostiest. Now granted, most times an event calls for a card, I make it out of crayon and make it very abnormal. Still, to imply that I should feel some kind of sentiment for a special somebody when it's clearly not my season? Preposterous. Instupituous. My proposal: the government, in collaboration w/ the chocolate & gift card industires, changes Valentines Day simply to Tino's Day, giving no clues or suggestions as to how this holiday should be celebrated.
Valentine = Evil Ante. beat that

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