The Workermonkey

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

why does michael jackson have an upset stomach? 

# posted by josh @ 1/28/2004 10:16:00 AM

because he ate a 9yr old weiner

i only have a few minutes before class, but this little joke got me thinkin about the hypocrisy of the average person. michael jackson repeatedly molests little boys. priests, PRIESTS mind you, men of the cloth, are involved in the same dealings. and yes, both have been criticized and/or tried, but i think they're both a bigger deal than they have been publicized. why you ask? cuz the president of the united states couldnt get a consensual blowjob without creating an uproar.

now i understand that big willy was married. but adultery, like it or not, happens all the time. thats not to say its right, but it happens and we dont hear about it all the time. and true, he was our leader, a role model, the man we elected to the highest office in the united states, but should it matter who he has sex with? since when it is the public's business. i mean the same thing happens with celebrities, it becomes our business for some reason, except celebritites can do whatever they want w/o being criticized. we just want to know about them. but the president, he cant do 1 thing w/o criticism. i'll tell you, as long as he's running the country fine i dont care if he sleeps with interns and gives head to horses. instead he receives head, and there's an attempt to impeach him. yet these priests are still holy men, and michael jackson is still loved by so many fans.

weird, america, weird

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