The Workermonkey

Thursday, January 22, 2004

I would take a shit on her! 

# posted by DJ Booze Piñata @ 1/22/2004 10:29:00 AM

Sup biznatches!
I woulda checked this deal earlier but my life's just been so busy what with playing my computer games. Last week, my laziness was unprecidented, but now I'm a worker horse. I joined the UConn co-op during their rush month moving boxes and boxes of spiral binders for 9 hours each day. My hands look all bluecollar like Bergan's or something.
You might be thinking that I actaully get kicks out of watching the hot girl-laden book line snaking thru the store and putting warm thoughts behind me eyes. Maybe I would notice that some of these freshman girls might not even be waring panties underneath thier tight, fashionable garments. You're DISGUSTING.

Chump: this website is BANGIN. The world is gonna know it this week. We're gonna have links to your page from General Mills, the U.N., MSNBC, Madonna's website, whatever. Let's just not get ahead of ourselves, cuz that would be laughable. HO HO HO HO HO
Might have a buncha people over on Friday or something - i get outta work early and i finally don't hafta work the day after. capice?

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