The Workermonkey

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Addy's Best Friend 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 5/23/2012 07:32:00 PM

Without getting into details why(beer), I was yelling at my kids. And this conversation happened:

Me: Do you think I like yelling at you two!?
Addy: Yell at the neighbors, Dad - (seriously, from a 3 year old? Where she get this attitude{probly her mother})
Me: No, I like the neighbors, I'm not going to yell at them  - ( this has nothing to do with them)
Addy: You yell at Matt!
Me: I'll yet at Matt whenever I want, he's my best friend! (One of, but the point would be moot to her)
Addy (crying): NO DAD, MATT'S MY BEST FRIEND! NO DAD! (runs into her room and slams the door)

3 comments

you've got to be kidding me. yell at the neighbors? damn that kid is getting smart. beer never made anyone yell at their kids.

well i guess you both have pretty sweet toys, so i can be both your best friends.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:04:00 PM  

Its the opposite of "I didn't feel like yelling at my kids (weed)"

By  NoBrainRequired, at Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:00:00 PM  

Matt's a popular guy, hes not the Supreme Monkey Overlord for nothing!

By  wyldshaman, at Saturday, June 02, 2012 2:42:00 PM  

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Sunday, May 13, 2012

A father's proud moment 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 5/13/2012 06:19:00 PM

Adelaide (who will be 3 on May 24) played her first full game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. She scored an unbelievable 0-0-1 in the Elite Match. Anyone familiar with game has to recognize how hard it is to only die once in a whole game. I went 15-4-17 in the same match.

In any case, its still a better score than the Supreme Monkey ever posted in full play. So the new pecking order is as follows:

Tim
Mo
Addy
Barone

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Im sure she would crush me, but i think i can still beat her at carcasone.

By  Wyldshaman, at Sunday, May 20, 2012 6:43:00 PM  

Im sure she would crush me, but i think i can still beat her at carcasone.

By  Wyldshaman, at Sunday, May 20, 2012 6:43:00 PM  

the sad truth is that this is totally accurate. i can't purposely hide and not die. haven't played in a while but did this past weekend, its was embarrassing.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:06:00 PM  

I've been all over the board with K/D's from .2 to 3. Smaller crowd, 1.5M on weekdays, 3M weekend. Plus, I'm a subscriber, so I get lumped in with a smaller, more devoted crowd and then to top it off, I'm in the top 10% of players so I get matched with people that are worlds better than me and must be unreal compared to a sloppy noob like yourself.

5 days, 2 hours. Oh, the good time wasted, wasting noobs.

By  NoBrainRequired, at Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:11:00 PM  

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