# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 3/03/2012 08:18:00 AM
I've been fghtiung a cold for the last two weeks so I've been digesting an enormous amount of dayquil to compensate. add a large amount of airborne and a dash of theraflu and I've been pretty hopped up on goofballs for two weeks. and things seem to be going well. I've somehow improved relationships at work. gotten a lot done. made some new friends and generally been a stand up guy while cracked out of my gourd on over the counter medicines.
one of the best football games i ever played was against stafford springs while i had a cold and was cracked out on cold medication.
i once aced a test while messed up on cough syrup. i was a mess and my nose just kept running.
i can't believe how many tissues I've been through this week. but I've been on top of my game. what little game i have. perhaps i should be taking cold medicine even when i'm not sick. this half sounds like a good idea. hopew my liver can take it. sorry little guy.
Sounds like you are in top condition to impress a girl instead drinking scotch with me.
I need a status update.