The Workermonkey

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Matt Barone: inspiring others 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 4/25/2010 12:07:00 AM

I've mentioned that i now have to go to career counseling already right? my new shit-for-brains boss thinks i have a bad attitude because i hate him, so he's been sending me to a career counselor for some training/counseling, so that when he fires me in two weeks he can look like he tried everything and its justified. either way, what continues to come out from this lady is that doing anything other than showing up and collecting a paycheck is unwanted and out of the ordinary. apparently "work" is slang for "hang out and collect free money while providing nothing of value".

either way, one of the things that keeps showing up on my personality profiles is i have a very dominate personality. one item that goes along with being dominate is passively manipulating others. it's something I've always tried to avoid because its kind of creepy and i expect other people want the same things i do, success for the company and accomplishing goals. i don't want ot treat people like mindless robots who need to be led by a carrot like a horse to water.

my attitude is changing. in the end they've created a monster. if they want me to focus more on manipulating other people, than thats what they'll get. i'll manipulate the crap out of them and get what i want.

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this bill in Arizona about illegal immigrants, wow, just wow.

its literally open season for cops to pull over anyone for any reason, you can literally be arrested for looking at someone the wrong way. having to provide papers to prove your citizenship at all times? i can't do that. i'm fucking white. do i really need to prove i'm american at any given moment? drivers license don't counts so i'd be fucked. i could be put in jail at any time simple because i don't have my passport on me at all times. messed up.

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NFL DRAFT:

so angry at the giants for not drafting a linebacker until the fourth round. i understand drafting for value over need but that was ridiculous. juan paul piere was ok for hte first round, but they could have had three good ones bore the one they took. and a punter? even in the 7th round thats a stretch. you don't draft punters, you find them on the side on the road selling hots dogs along I95, controlling a ventriloquist dummy ranting about Obama being a socialist. tis the life of an NFL kicker.

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for now, i've avoided baseball talk. that'll end soon. no one is stopping the yanks this year except for the yanks and injuries. the sox just can't score enough runs. Baltimore and toronto will steal more games than people give them credit for. expect the phillies and yanks in the series again.

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As my job consists of talking with coworkers, taking breaks, watching movies, checking out hot chicks, reading the newspaper, and pushing money around a table. My definition of work seems to be in line with your coworkers. Only if you worked at a brewery could you truly say you were "providing something of value."

On the Draft, I was happy with the Saints picks, a corner in the first round, then a bunch of giant linemen in the later rounds.

Oh and i got fucking colonized in EvonyII, but my people rebel as we speak. FREEDOM!!!

By  wyldshaman, at Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:03:00 AM  

Interesting update and I agree with you about drafting kickers.

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, May 03, 2010 10:57:00 PM  

So Branci are you coming back up north now that the Gulf will be a giant lake of oil or are you going to be put on clean up duty?

By  wyldshaman, at Tuesday, May 04, 2010 9:31:00 AM  

Matt, did the ax fall yet?

By  T, at Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:31:00 PM  

As the old saying goes...we'll see which way the wind blows.

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, May 04, 2010 9:09:00 PM  

I sense a disturbance in the force today....

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, May 04, 2010 9:29:00 PM  

yes three was a disturbance, i was laidoff.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Friday, May 14, 2010 1:46:00 AM  

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Status Update: Rocking out to Blondie's greatest Hits 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 4/20/2010 11:11:00 AM

Todays Playlist

Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong
Steely Dan - A Decade of Steely Dan
Led Zeppelin - How the West was Won
Grateful Dead - American Beauty

And if there is any time left, I forsee some Sublime or Warren Zevon being thrown in.

Things will be turning from green to blue to whiskey after that...

Happy Birthday Barney Gumble!

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i'm upset with myself that i couldn't enjoy this holiday this year. i've done something wrong with my life that i'm not in a place where i can smoke openly by the age of 28. i hope you 4-20 was a good one.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Sunday, April 25, 2010 12:49:00 AM  

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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

# posted by Brancibeer @ 4/07/2010 10:43:00 PM

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Boom!

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, April 07, 2010 11:01:00 PM  

She wishes!

By  T, at Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:24:00 AM  

if only.....


her numbers keep dropping the more press she gets. feel free to put her up against obama in 2012, obama in a landslide!

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Sunday, April 25, 2010 12:50:00 AM  

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