The Workermonkey

Friday, September 18, 2009

Get Ready for Wolver-Mouse! 

# posted by wyldshaman @ 9/18/2009 04:52:00 PM

Disney's newest Badass!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Awww..... 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 9/16/2009 09:04:00 PM

I put my wallet through the washer the other night and now I've ruined it. I've had this incredible wallet for like 15 years. its been through absolutely everything with me with out ever being noticed and getting no respect. it was a good wallet, amazing longevity and dependability. It will be missed greatly.

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So sad... i was going to say something deep, but i couldn't think of anything.

Be glad yours died and didnt go MIA, what a pain that is!

By  wyldshaman, at Friday, September 18, 2009 4:51:00 PM  

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

TGI Football 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 9/10/2009 06:16:00 PM

Here are my fantasy teams. Both are in 12 team leagues. Let me know what you think!

Team 1- BranciFORCE
QB- Kurt Warner
WR- Reggie Wayne
WR- Hines Ward
RB- DeAngelo Williams
RB- Frank Gore
TE- Antonio Gate
W/R- Torry Holt

BN- Knowshon Moreno (RB)
BN- Donnie Avery (WR)
BN- Glenn Coffee (RB)
BN- Earl Bennet (WR)
BN- Kyle Orton (QB)
BN- James Davis (RB)
DEF- NYG

Team 2- The Donkey Punters
QB- Phillip Rivers
WR- TO
WR- DeSean Jackson
RB- DeAngelo Williams
TE- Kellen Winslow
W/R- Steve Slaton

BN- Donnie Avery (WR)
BN- Michael Crabtree (WR)
BN- Earl Bennett (WR)
BN- Fred Jackson (RB)
DEF- NYG

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I'm not playing this year so I'm not paying that much attention (it looks like I'll even miss the Giant's season opener!) but I like you picking NYG for both defenses. I always liked to have 2 or 3 defenses though because you wouldn't want to play anyone against the Colts for example. Branciforce looks pretty strong for a 12 team league, good luck.

By  Damon, at Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:27:00 AM  

Not following football that close this year, but I imagine the Giants defense is treating you well with a TD last week and 4 turnovers this week. Then again, they are letting the scores get pretty high.

By  Damon, at Monday, September 21, 2009 7:02:00 PM  

Yup NY D is treating me well. So far so good in both leagues... 2-0

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, September 21, 2009 9:37:00 PM  

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Monday, September 07, 2009

Clamming with my friends 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 9/07/2009 12:25:00 PM

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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

old people, and thier fear of technology/change, suck 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 9/01/2009 07:18:00 PM

it's no secret. i don't have a lot of patience. thats not new. everyone i've ever known knows that and i've yelled at just about everyone i work with at one point or another. no surprises there. i had a pretty funny conversation with a guy from out of town i work with the other day about how i earned the respect of a fellow co-worker. apparently he says great things about me behind my back. (that sounds negative when phrased like that, its not ment to be, he seems to like me). when discussing why, it stems from the first time i met him. I yelled at the guy and another manager on the shop floor because there were driving me nuts and preventing me from meeting an important deadline that day. so i ripped into the two of them and met the deadline. this is taking longer than i'd expected to read but long story short, I've yelled at a lot of people at work and at this place it seems to be working out for me.

today i kept my mouth shut and watched someone else do the same thing. because they beat me to it. it was awesome. i got into it with the yell-ee (new word: n, from the modern verb "yell", person being yelled at) a few days ago when he was going out of his way to waste my time when i had two people working with me and trying to run our new extrusion line. he is kind of a pushy guy and when yelled at, he doesn't really handel it well. he immediatly went back to his computer and wrote a nasty email to the HR guy, me, my boss and the plant manager, not about me yelling, but about me not wearing my safety glasses. two days prior.

it was an incredibly childish move by an older man who knows better. the HR guy approached me and agreed, so i'm safe there. i watched this guy get ripped into today by my boss and just sat back and smiled. it was gratifying and awesome. this argument went on for about 25 minutes and i just had to join in. it was too awesome. basically the whole thing stems from his refusal to change and fear of technology. a very stubborn person.

the other reason i wrote this post, was an other new co-work. this one, claims that he constantly doesn't get information or that he just hasn't read it yet. neither of which are ever true, i send tons of info for everything and keep it organized. i try to make it easy as i don't trust/respect people so i treat them all like idiots. after weeks of hearing the same excuse for not lifting a finger i've kind of had it with this guy, i think he'll be next to get yelled at. his BS excuses are just getting old. how hard is it to read an email? i mean really. i've been trying to make a special effort to be nice to this one too. he's from kansas and texas, which is like starting off with two feet in the hole for me. my two least favorite states. he's a fat southern boy who just wants to chit chat with everyone. up to his knees in the hole. i've tried really hard not to get nuts on him because he's just asking for it, its too easy. i just know i'm going to slip and call him fat. i know it.

PFFT! i can do this. no problem.

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give it to him! go get him!

i've been somewhat frustrated myself lately. my job constantly puts me in communication with customers at their worst, but lately it's been coworkers who have been getting on my nerves. mostly those in another office but 1 or 2 from mine as well. just things like blatantly ignoring operating procedures which ends up making my life/job more difficult and occasionally wasting my time. to compound this, management has recently been reorganized so i've watched my tongue until i get a feel for everyone. but they're busting our balls too. our immediate supervisors understand, but dont have the authority to change anything.

anyway, it's getting vague, but i hear ya, go get 'em for all of us.

By  josh, at Tuesday, September 01, 2009 10:29:00 PM  

The "Supreme Monkey Overlord" questions if we can handle another game? Then i must question your "supremeness?"

By  The Guy who likes to win all the time!, at Wednesday, September 02, 2009 10:03:00 AM  

Sounds like your job is great!

So who won that pool, a had you down for like 6 months, but someone should check the archive.

By  wyldshaman, at Wednesday, September 02, 2009 10:17:00 AM  

oh come on, it's been more than 2.5 years at this place. no one was dumb enough to bet on three years. HOUSE WINS!

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, September 03, 2009 6:44:00 PM  

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